Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
I hope there's a fireman around, cause you're smokin'!
Are you smoking? (No!) Oh, yes you are!
Hey I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
You've been a bad girl. Go to my room.
I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
Youre so hot, that when I look at you I get a tan
Was your father an alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!
Your Daddy must have been a baker, cause you got the nicest set of buns I've ever seen.
You look like my third wife! (How many have you had?) Two.
Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
I know I'm not a grocery item but I can tell when you're checking me out.
Do you mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted?
Life without you would be like a broken pencil... pointless.
Kiss me if I am wrong, but isn't your name (take a guess) ...Janice????
The word of the day is "legs." Let's say we head back to your place and spread the word.
More lines:
Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.
I'm like chocolate pudding; I look like crap but Im as sweet as can be.
Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'.
Do you have a Band-aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
Giant polar bear (What?) It's an icebreaker. Hi, my name is....
If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?
Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
You look so sweet youre givin me a toothache.
Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only TEN I see...
Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after.
Baicarumba...are those real?
Damn girl, you have more curves than a racetrack.
I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street.
Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
Do you want to see something swell?
Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?
If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie.
Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell.
Screw me if I'm wrong, but I could swear you were Julia Roberts.
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tacs?
Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!
You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
Do I know you from somewhere? Because I don't recognize you with your clothes on
I bet you $40 you're gonna turn me down.
I know that Milk does the body good, but wow, how much you been drinking?
Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
Seriously honey, sex is like Pizza. Even if its bad, it still pretty darn good...
Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.
Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.
You're like milk, I just wanna make you part of my complete breakfast.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
More funny pick up lines will be added in the future, so don't forget to come and visit us again, ya hear!? ;-) ...(Also, a "clean pick up lines" category is going to open, so stay tuned...)
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